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​THE INTERVIEWEE WHO HATED ME​

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6 years ago a guy looked at me face to face, and boldly told me; "I don't like you!" I immediately fired a response, I asked him that day; "Thank you for the honest feedback, but those that you like, how has it made their life better? How does your liking people pay their bills or take a bank loan? My brother keep your like, I need God's like And that's what guarantees my future. Today I joined a CEO friend of mine in an interview Panel to recruit some new staff, it was a long session, as we returned from a coffee break to continue the hectic interview session, here was this same guy walked in with his grey jacket and CV coming for the interview. Our eyes kissed by fluke, we immediately recognised each other; "the world is indeed spherical", I soliloquized. He felt very uncomfortable through out the interview, one could clearly see the volcanic eruption ongoing in his whole nervous system, he even mistook his date of birth for his last date of empl...
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jQuery and AJAX

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Js and ajax are here with us. with me n u. Better learn 'em.
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God Is Enough - Lecrae (feat. Flame & Jai) - lyrics on screen

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Sharing Knowlege

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One day, somebody asked "...what if you shared the knowledge you have about developing stuff ?... ", ok, I've just paraphrased the query. This caught me a little off-guard and got me thinking...should be like so. As developers, ok, as a developer I come along stuff that I call 'HARD'..to me. I dig for info and finally, some developer somewhere, philanthropic enough to share knowledge saves me. (I usually  say the grace here..lol  :) ) Now, as developers, what if we all share knowledge?? Everything would just go from weird to insane. I mean, all developers would appreciate. Now, How about the doc below??? It helped me integrate iPay Payment System in a site I was creating some day. Have a look. Might save somebody! Payment Processing Integration Manual Version iPay
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Jokes . . .

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Clever jokes 1) (hip hip array!) ["hip","hip"] 2)  Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” 3)  A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?” Yo’ mama’s so… 4)  If your mom was a collection class, her insert method would be public. 5)  Your mommas so fat that not even Dijkstra is able to find a shortest path around her. Questions and answers 6)  Q: What is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer ? A: The non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometer is 1024 meters 7)  Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem. 8) Need to grab someone else’s private property Q: “What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?” A: Inheritance 9)  Q: Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? A: Because they work below C-level. 10) ...
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Newsboys - We Believe (+playlist)

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By the way, I'm praying for y'al. No matter how hard stuff gets, I still believe. I believe Praying Sorts out Stuff too.
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All About Opencart: Add table prefix in mysql database for opencart

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All About Opencart: Add table prefix in mysql database for opencart : Shared::: Add table prefix in mysql database for opencart If you ever install an opencart without table prefix, you'll get troubles when using some custom modules. (Especially with the table ORDER, RETURN and OPTION. Because that is same as MYSQL Syntax., you'll get error when calling such as "SELECT * FROM ORDER") Here is what you do to add prefix on the table. Enter the database you want to change the table prefix. put below command in SQL Tab and run it. Just change the RED one. Example :  my_prefix_  into  oc_ and  my_database  into  yourdatabasename SELECT   Concat ( 'ALTER TABLE ' ,  TABLE_NAME ,   ' RENAME TO  my _ prefix _ ' , TABLE_NAME ,   ';' )   FROM  information_schema. tables   WHERE  table_schema  = ' my _ database ' run it in SQl Tab in PHPMyadmin. Copy the results. (Don't forget click Show All, to see all...
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Ask God For Eyes

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                                                                  "Give Me Your Eyes" Looked down from a broken sky Traced out by the city lights My world from a mile high Best seat in the house tonight Touched down on the cold black top Hold on for the sudden stop Breathe in the familiar shock Of confusion And chaos All those people goin' somewhere Why have I never cared? Give me Your eyes for just one second Give me Your eyes so I can see Everything that I keep missing Give me Your love for humanity Give me Your arms for the broken-hearted The ones that are far beyond my reach Give me Your heart for the ones forgotten Give me Your eyes so I can see Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Step out on a busy street See a girl and our eyes meet Does her best to smile at me To hide what's underneath There's a man just to her right Black suit a...
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