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​THE INTERVIEWEE WHO HATED ME​

6 years ago a guy looked at me face to face, and boldly told me; "I don't like you!" I immediately fired a response, I asked him that day; "Thank you for the honest feedback, but those that you like, how has it made their life better? How does your liking people pay their bills or take a bank loan? My brother keep your like, I need God's like And that's what guarantees my future. Today I joined a CEO friend of mine in an interview Panel to recruit some new staff, it was a long session, as we returned from a coffee break to continue the hectic interview session, here was this same guy walked in with his grey jacket and CV coming for the interview. Our eyes kissed by fluke, we immediately recognised each other; "the world is indeed spherical", I soliloquized. He felt very uncomfortable through out the interview, one could clearly see the volcanic eruption ongoing in his whole nervous system, he even mistook his date of birth for his last date of empl...

Server

I'm stupid at times. Bad word for starting something publicly available for reading. lol. Anyway, weeks ago I brought down my server and I was deep-down wishing no one would notice. Well, some clients are peculiar. Walijua.  All good now. I updated that stupid thing with a new set of open source s/ware that now works like dope. Yeah...awesomely. Swap - Check. Mails - Check. FTP - Check. Firewall - Check. Lots of stuff to say here... All good though. Can now sleep. Thank God for the Terminal.

Christmas and all - WELCOME TO MOMBASA

 Dear Kenyans (Sana sana Nairobians) who will be coming down to Mombasa for the December holidays: 1. We people who live in Mombasa live in houses. Our homes. 'Hatulalangi' kwa ma hoteli so stop with the 'Nakuja kesho. Ni hoteli gani poa?' Imagine unaeza Google 'Hotels in Mombasa' but we can refer you to a few holiday homes and villa owners who do short term rentals (I'll do another post on this.) 2. If you happen to be looking for transportation, number za JamboJet, Modern coast, Mash, Dreamline are also on Websites. 3. Unless you are really close with someone, do not expect them to hire a car for you ndio upige lap nayo. Hata kama unajilipia. Most of you end up binge drinking and fucking up cars mnaacha watu wakisumbuka. 4. Most Coasterians like Nairobians have schedules. Biryani is mostly a Friday dish after a long week and Friday prayers. Usianze kupiga simu Monday saa tatu asubuhi ati, 'Nipeleke nikakule biryani.' No please. 6. Ugali...

26" Folding Mountain/Gear Bike

Product Description 26" Folding Mountain Bicycle, 6 Speed - Black. Riding with style and convenience. This light weight bike can be easily folded within 15 seconds, for easy storage and transportation. It can fit in most compact car's rear trunk. Recommended for rider's height 5'3"-6'0". Supporting rider's max weight up to 200 lbs. - Condition: Brand new - Color: Black - 26" wheels, folding frame & steel fork. - Adjustable handlebar and seat post for comfortable riding styles. - Alloy front/rear V-brake. Alloy rim. - Shimano 6 speed shifter and derailleur. - Easily folded within 15 seconds. - Includes free mudguard. - Recommended height: 5'3"-6'0" - Recommended weight: up to 200 lbs SPECIFICATIONS: - Color: Black - Frame: Steel 3 pcs crank, 50.8x28.6x50.8mm, tig, head tube: 30x120mm - Tire: 26" x 1.95" - Rear Derailleur: RD:TZ-50 6S (Shimano) - Derailleur Shift : Right: SL-RS35-6R 6S Index Lef...

Brand new, BSDA MTB3.0, with Front shock absorbers, Quick shift gears, 21speed, Front and Rear disk brakes

Brand new, BSDA MTB3.0, with Front shock absorbers, Quick shift gears, 21speed, Front and Rear disk brakes. Get this goodness at just KES. 19000 Call me at 0727542899 Posted by Patrick Mutwiri on  Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Gear / Mountain Bikes, Disk brakes and all

Decide to include the hashtags for wider spectrums.   Get one at 19000 only. Specs   Brand new Mountain bikes BSDA MTB 3.0 Tire size 26"  Quick release parts  Quality disk brakes  High performance front shocks. 19000 Only. #KCBLionsDen #supermoon #PressPass #KERUMonday #MondayNightNews #sskpl #THEJUMPOFF #mondaymotivation 19000 /- https://t.co/9L85zji20l pic.twitter.com/msLnZbBhqb — Pαtrick Mutwiri (@patric_mutwiri) November 14, 2016

Does the end Justify the means?

Does the end justify the means? rt #getRich #MiracleMonday #PataPlotiBefore40at40 #AlexNaJalas #KubambaRadio #brekko — Pαtrick Mutwiri (@patric_mutwiri) August 1, 2016

Animator and Animation

This one is just awesome. Guys, you need to watch this!!! This is just awesome!! Saw it and shared!. Share too. G+, Tweet, Facebook... just do something!!! heeh... You'll laugh your heart out.