1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days. He
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days. Probably
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month. Do they
live in paradise.
4. Someone's always 'Available'. How free are
5. Someone is like from day1 'Hey there.I am
using WhatsApp.' I know! Thats why you are on
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. Are you
in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.
Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using
it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to
see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for
like 6months. Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for
3months. Boss kwani your battery is immortal or
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the
last 6weeks. Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
������ Please change your status.
happy new year