6 years ago a guy looked at me face to face, and boldly told me; "I don't like you!" I immediately fired a response, I asked him that day; "Thank you for the honest feedback, but those that you like, how has it made their life better? How does your liking people pay their bills or take a bank loan? My brother keep your like, I need God's like And that's what guarantees my future. Today I joined a CEO friend of mine in an interview Panel to recruit some new staff, it was a long session, as we returned from a coffee break to continue the hectic interview session, here was this same guy walked in with his grey jacket and CV coming for the interview. Our eyes kissed by fluke, we immediately recognised each other; "the world is indeed spherical", I soliloquized. He felt very uncomfortable through out the interview, one could clearly see the volcanic eruption ongoing in his whole nervous system, he even mistook his date of birth for his last date of empl
Weird thoughts on my whatsapp lists
1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days. He
is
probably dead.
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days. Probably
anaenda Rongai.
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month. Do they
live in paradise.
4. Someone's always 'Available'. How free are
they?
5. Someone is like from day1 'Hey there.I am
using WhatsApp.' I know! Thats why you are on
my list.
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. Are you
in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.
Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using
it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to
see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for
like 6months. Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for
3months. Boss kwani your battery is immortal or
in ICU?
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the
last 6weeks. Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
Lol..
������ Please change your status.
# itsfree
happy new year
1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days. He
is
probably dead.
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days. Probably
anaenda Rongai.
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month. Do they
live in paradise.
4. Someone's always 'Available'. How free are
they?
5. Someone is like from day1 'Hey there.I am
using WhatsApp.' I know! Thats why you are on
my list.
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. Are you
in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.
Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using
it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to
see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for
like 6months. Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for
3months. Boss kwani your battery is immortal or
in ICU?
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the
last 6weeks. Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
Lol..
������ Please change your status.
# itsfree
happy new year
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