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Change Yo Whatsapp Status..!!

Weird thoughts on my whatsapp lists
1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days. He
probably dead.
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days. Probably
anaenda Rongai.
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month. Do they
live in paradise.
4. Someone's always 'Available'. How free are
5. Someone is like from day1 'Hey there.I am
using WhatsApp.' I know! Thats why you are on
my list.
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. Are you
in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.
Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using
it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to
see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for
like 6months. Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for
3months. Boss kwani your battery is immortal or
in ICU?
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the
last 6weeks. Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
������ Please change your status.
# itsfree
happy new year


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Word of the Day

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Verse:   2 Chronicles 16:9

'The eyes of the Lord run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to show Himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward Him.'

- The Lord wants to step into your situation and show His strength.
- The Lord wants to show Himself strong on your behalf.
- Our hearts are perfect towards Him when we have placed all our hope in Him.
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